Do they mention the hairline on TV? I know I do, frequently.
If we're including reactions from people you are watching the game with, I'd include rules involving anyone exclaiming "fucking Werner" (considering everyone seems to hate him, irrationally, his entire career) or comparing Tyus or Shipman to WNBA players (or Juwanna Mann in Shipman's case).
I'm in favor of a drink every time Kenny Boynton launches up a shot with more than 20 seconds left on the shot clock. He does this 8 or 9 times a game. If the resulting break in offensive rhythm causes us to give up a 7-0 run, drink 3 more. I'm telling you, this will end your night early.
every time someone correctly predicts the obvious terrible 3 pointer (desperation shot clock, forced while covered, early in shot clock for no reason) we will take about every 4th possession everyone drinks. it isn't just Boyton, the whole team loves to do it (although he's the biggest culprit. You can just feel them coming. Does anyone one else think Billy is just coasting these days?
Drink every time you see Kadji in a tiny shirt. Since he's out for the season, his uniform has become some blue-ish long sleeve from Gap Kids (rolled up sleeves) unbuttoned to his navel (white tee undershirt, thankfully)
I noticed it when I went to the Presbyterian game (only time I was in FL this season), and it has cracked me up every game since.
Also, how money has the "Macklin Effect" rule been? Dave Neal must read Gatorsfirst.com!