I conducted a completely scientific poll, based on texting 7 or 8 of my friends during game 5 of the NBA finals.
Goose: Who looks more like an alien: Rondo or Cassell?
Maverick: Cassell, no question. I'm pretty sure he's in Independence Day, check IMDB.
Anonymous Boston Fan Living in LA: Hands down it's Cassell.
J$: Adrian Moss. I'm pretty sure KG is an alien anyways.
Krutch: Rondo for sure. I can't look at him sometimes because he's so goofy looking.
Mac: Cassell.
Harry: Hands down... Cassell.
Turd Furgeson: Shelden Williams.
According to our poll, Cassell runs away with it, but did not get his proper credit for guest starring along with Will Smith in Independence Day. Adrian Moss and Sheldon Williams got votes, respectively, even though I've always thought they looked, respectively, like a dinosaur and a porpoise.





